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只看楼主倒序阅读使用道具 0 发表于: 2007-12-04

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只看该作者 1 发表于: 2007-12-04

公司超短裙效应
总经理最近发现本公司女员工的裙子越来越短，成了公司的一道靓丽的风景线。并要求各部门负责人收集对此事的反应。
财务部：将考虑为那些衣不覆体的员工申请困难补助。
业务部：实践证明，裙子的长短与我们公司的业务量成反比。
开发部：裙子越短成本越低，且销量越好。我们的产品也应当向这方面转型。
总师办：不管长裙还是短裙，能拿出好的产品什么都不穿也行。
秘书处：穿短裙容易加班。
组装车间：从短裙中我们得到启发，我们的产品包装也应如此吸引顾客。
机加车间：由于短裙不易被设备夹住，大大减少了工伤事故，建议短裙为车间工作服。
食堂：坐着就餐的人数增加，边吃饭边看报纸的人数减少。
单身宿舍：短裙的出现使我们室内的光照充足。（晾衣服不挡光线了） .
人事部：由于最近员工穿短裙的增加，近期内长期旷工的人数减少。
资料室：资料表明，浓缩的就是精华。
卫生室：近期发生在本公司的流行感冒与短裙无关。但近期无故跌倒的人数增加。
微机室：员工们自己维修电脑的兴趣空前高涨。
工会：现在女员工有困难，男员工自愿帮助的人数和次数大增，都愿发扬雷锋精神，为建设和谐社会作出贡献。
后勤部：1，强烈建议公司地面重新铺装高档地砖！
2，可以停止划拨公司空调维修费用，降低公司开支。
短裙族发现：与司机外出公干，他们总是有意无意的换挡。
电梯工发现：电梯总是人为损坏，而大多数员工喜欢爬楼梯。
保洁员发现：擦玻璃时男同志报名人数大大增加。员工们自觉捡拾地上杂物的风气已经流行